dutchster:

pigeons can just fly straight to disneyland yet here they are eating breadcrumbs off the pavement

shade-shypervert:

"I want to try some minecraft HD texture packs!"

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vampirevvekend:

my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it

mewchamp:

mewchamp:

"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"

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teenscoolest:

sorry but i’m allergic to your bullshit

vvorldwideweb:

im like 60% sadness and 40% bad jokes

dulect:

yeah, I guess you could say i’m a model

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perks-of-being-chinese:

YOU have a basic account

perks-of-being-chinese:

YOU have a basic account

annoyedpenis:

i literally am my url