i got paired with a super hot guy for a project in my criminal justice class and he just came up to me and said “oh my god you know what we are? we’re partners in crime! get it?” and then we both changed each others contact in our phone to “partner in crime” and now i kinda wanna marry him
At this point you kinda have to.
i wont rest until ive complained about everything
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious
Paris Hilton does laundry
IM DRIVING TO SCHOOL AND I FORGOT THAT I HAD A PERIOD APP TO WARN ME AND I CAN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"
you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months
lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me