WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
seriously though, how cool would it be to have that one best friend that’s like your other half and you can literally talk about everything and they’ll completely understand you and not judge you.
pigeons can just fly straight to disneyland yet here they are eating breadcrumbs off the pavement
"I want to try some minecraft HD texture packs!"
my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it
sorry but i’m allergic to your bullshit
im like 60% sadness and 40% bad jokes
yeah, I guess you could say i’m a model