ruinedchildhood:

"nah it works just don’t touch it"

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yeahmanidk:

jackedoff:

poop is touching u on the inside rightnow

Why would you even think of this I just

bestnatesmithever:

hahaha son this bread is huge

bestnatesmithever:

hahaha son this bread is huge

elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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stuartsometimes:

I warned you

stuartsometimes:

I warned you

faprincess:

wasted—kitten:

happiest:

have u ever been in that situation when u have to give advice to the person you love about the person they love

HURTS

Baby: m..m..m-
Mother: memes?
Baby: mama
Mother:
Mother: that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment

africandad:

whenever im trying to do anything

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