returquoise:

When you try to think of a word and can only remember it in another language.

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

poopflow:

When I die turn my ashes into a text post

ns921002:

heard you were talkin shit

ns921002:

heard you were talkin shit

today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this

image

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

wtf I just made that post

oh wait that is my post

I havent slept in 2 days

cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name

ruinedchildhood:

"Melts in your mouth, not in your hand."

ruinedchildhood:

"Melts in your mouth, not in your hand."

guccier:

it’s 2014 and food can still make you fat get it together science